it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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