bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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