You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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