Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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