my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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