Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i now understand why vodka
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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