with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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