In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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