when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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