please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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