Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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