She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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