Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So much rum. So many feels.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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