I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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