I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
it glows. i had to have it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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