Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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