ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
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it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize