at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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