I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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