reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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