Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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i think i have two assholes
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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