Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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