I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We just shotgunned beers for America
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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