Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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