You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
is it fun? or sober?
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