Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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