I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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