I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Randomize
