JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
