but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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