I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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