I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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