what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You took a bar mat shot.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner