He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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