Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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