yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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