Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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