After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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