Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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