That's intense
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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