I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
my poor anus
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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