Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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