i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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