If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
And then he peed in my hair
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