I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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