holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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