yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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