How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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