Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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