Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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