you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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