Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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