He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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