Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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