I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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