I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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